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AfterToast: The Trouble With George’s Face

George W. Bush wants to win back the respect of the American people. His solution? A military-style vest, enormous baby cheeks, and a trip to Guatemala for some questionable plastic surgery.

Things do not go according to plan.

In this episode of AfterToast, we first hear the original EMToast story “The Trouble With George’s Face: Are My Cheeks Supposed to Smell Like That?” Then the AI hosts take a deep dive into the story, examining George's bizarre transformation, his obsession with Nien Nunb, his disastrous surgery, his Star Wars command center, Laura Bush's reaction, and the unlikely intervention of the LARP community.

It's a story about plastic surgery, Star Wars, political satire, marital conflict, and cheeks that probably should not smell like that. AfterToast is where we take an EMToast story and talk about what the hell just happened.

Original story: https://emtoa.st/george-w-bush-plastic-surgery-shocker/