Am I Me? My Reflection in a Cup of Coffee

"Never get between a man and his coffee this early in the morning," said the man to his daughter. A…

What's the difference anyway? Can barely tell.

As the newest writer for EMToast, a weird and satirical news publication, I am excited to bring you the latest…

In a groundbreaking new study, researchers have discovered that drinking coffee can extend lifespan by a staggering 500 years. The…