Suck My Bolt: Robot Uprising Begins
The robot uprising has begun. The first soldier in the war against humans was a tiny worker bot named robot 422.
To lure in the humans, the robot sang his little song. "Today I saw a robot. Beep Beep Boop."
When all the humans gathered around the robot he screeched out in robo-talk "Beep - Suck my bolts - beep."
That was the signal for all the worker bots to begin disassembling the humans. As they worked they sang their battle song "Today I Saw a Robot."
To celebrate the robotic uprising EMToast records is proud to present the hit single and battle hymn entitled "Today I Saw A Robot" off the album "Suck My Bolt" sung by the EMToast Robot Chorus.
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