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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Dunkin’ Heinz Co. Launches Bakery Collection, Directly Challenging Duncan Hines in Retail Baking Aisle Chicago, IL and…

Duncan Hines Sues Dunkin Heinz Co., Alleging Brand Confusion and Unfair Competition By EMToast Staff Reporter | Food Industry &…

It was a safe and happy day. I told myself that. I told myself again. The sun was too bright.

Dunkin Heinz Co. – Project Hines Corporate Planning (TOP SECRET) Date: March 10, 2026 Subject: Hypothetical Acquisition of Duncan Hines…

Internal Memo – TOP SECRET To: Executive Marketing & Strategy Teams, Dunkin’ Heinz Co. From: Chief Strategy & Creative Officer…

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Dunkin’ Brands and The Kraft Heinz Company Announce Strategic Merger to Form Dunkin’ Heinz Co. Newly combined…

These poor little robo guys ate too much junk foods and now their brains got scrambled at night. 

This was the original idea. I thought the idea of Galvatron Gulping Gaviscon was kind of funny. Robots get heartburn…

Here is another dump of ai generated images I had laying around that made me laugh. I have a more…

A lot of artists hate AI. I get it. But what artist is going to spend days and days drawing…

It's hard to believe, but this is a real phrase, uttered by a real old man. I used to work…

Livewood, East Dakota., Feb. 5, 2026 /PRNewswire/ -- Wake up, America. Breakfast just got LOUDER. EMToast Consumer Brands today announced HUNCH…

The most famous scene from Invasion U.S.A. (1985). Don't do drugs kids. Share everywhere. Ultimate reaction GIF for when things…

Danny Devito really was almost a Terminator. After the success of the 1988 film Twins with the real Terminator Arnold…

What if a vampire had his fangs removed by a priest? Hey wait a minute!! This vampire is wearing a…

and lo the teeth rose gnashing in mouths the molars ground crushing all between them and food plaque spread like…

but woe cursed are the teeth they bite without warning they chew without mercy cursed are the molars grinding endlessly…

my children hear me blessed are the teeth they bear the bite even when jaws tremble blessed are those who…

Originally posted here on October 24, 2025 https://emtoast.blogspot.com/2025/10/godzilla-x-sailor-moon-fan-zone.html I was trying to get chatGPT to create the html site for…

I'm not much of an artist, so I enlisted the help of some AI's to create a fresh version of…

EMToast dotcom. was a really fun project, started in 2008. A friend and site contributor brought up the idea of…

In the quaint town of Peculiar Springs, where the sunsets painted the sky in shades of irony, there stood an…

It was the summer of 1927 in Vienna, Austria when confectioner Eduard Haas III was working late one night developing…

Randy Phillips of Columbus, Ohio received the shock of his life last Tuesday when researchers informed him that a full…

In the once-charming town of Toothville, two renowned dentists, Dr. Gumsnatcher and Dr. Chomper, became ensnared by an unusual and…

Get ready to turn back the clock and groove to the beats of the '90s, because two legendary icons are…

Title: Seinfeld Kills IMDb Movie Description: In a shocking and suspenseful departure from his usual comedic roles, Jerry Seinfeld stars…

Title: Terminator: Miniature Menace Genre: Action/Sci-Fi Synopsis: In a world where robots rule, humanity's last hope comes in an unlikely…

Introducing the 📘 Emoji Slang Dictionary – Youth Edition 😎, your go-to guide for understanding the rich world of emoji…

In today's digital era, understanding the language of young people can be challenging, especially when it comes to emoji slang.

Here's a young people's emoji slang dictionary to help you navigate the ever-evolving world of digital communication Remember, emoji slang…

In a groundbreaking new study, researchers have discovered that drinking coffee can extend lifespan by a staggering 500 years. The…

According to a recent study published in the Journal of Caffeine and Health, drinking coffee can extend your lifespan by…

In a breakthrough discovery that has left the scientific community baffled, a man from New Jersey claims to have discovered…

In a move that has left many scratching their heads, Disney has announced that it will be releasing a live-action…

In a world where technology reigns supreme and communication is often done through screens, one simple breakfast staple is being…

A man who lost his marbles as a child is now facing the same challenge as an adult, according to…

After 40 long years of tirelessly jumping over obstacles and enemies, Mario has announced his retirement from jumping. The Italian…

A new study published in the Journal of Abnormal Psychology has found that people who talk to themselves aren't crazy,…

FORT COLLINS, CO - Local man, Brad Johnson, was shocked to discover that his self-worth wasn't tied to his social…

SEATTLE, WA—In a move that is sure to shake up the retail industry, Amazon announced today that it will be…

In a stunning development, the FDA has approved Elon Musk's brain implants, allowing the tech billionaire to move forward with…

Treasure hunters in the USA have stumbled upon a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. However, their…

In a strange twist of events, a man, using the fake name John, is reportedly suing the streaming giant Streamflix…

A new study has found that drinking coffee can extend your lifespan by an incredible 500 years. Yes, you read…

As the newest writer for EMToast, a weird and satirical news publication, I am excited to bring you the latest…

Are you looking to spice up your bean soup recipe? Look no further than the French tradition of adding olives!…