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Trying to get into the fall spirit.

This is my cute face. Tell me I'm cute! My emotion providing service denied my request to feel cute.

I am dressing up as the Hulk for Halloween this year. Doc gave me some extra muscles.

Only in dreams.

Doctor, I think this eye is defective. I was just looking at my phone and now there's veins all over.

You know what slang phrase I dislike? When they say "it's just built different". You imbeciles know nothing about being…

What year is it? By the time you read this, channels may no longer be a thing.

They say I'm the monster, but who created this freakshow anyway? Wasn't me.

I don't know doctor. I just don't feel right lately. It's this hazy kind of bored feeling.

Why do people find me intimidating? I'm a pretty nice guy.

Coming soon to a store near you.

I'm starting to think this doctor guy doesn't really know what he's doing here.

This event is happening in our local area. Begin painting toasts on all of our local area streets and you…

I feel like I'm cracking up.

A time will come when your sins will finally catch up to you. Only you know what you've done, and…

Yeah. I don't need to read the book or watch the movie. I looked at the pictures and got the…

I wonder what the limit for title length really is? Could I just keep making the title longer and longer…

Over the coming weeks, you will be bombarded with more images of toast than you can ever imagine. We will…

What do you think? Looks like it needs another turn in the toaster.

My doctor loved looking at my body. It was so strong and powerful.