Dear Stinkbug, I Love You, Now Die
Dear Stinkbug,
I do not appreciate coming home to find you on my toothbrush. Since you touched it, I am going to be nice enough to give it to you, you are going to need it, as a life raft. I hope you enjoy the rest of your life on my toothbrush inside of a ziplock bag full of chicken blood you little bastard.
Love,
Bixby
XOXOXO
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