Defense Mechanisms of the Reese Owl Bat
Does the Reese owl bat spray blood out of its mouth or hiss? No, this denizen of the North Reese Territory just drinks water really fast and whines.
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Ladie's Self Defense Lesson#1
Tell your attacker, “Your Mum smells of shit.”
Ladie's Self Defense Lesson #2
Use the buddy system. You don’t have to outrun the date rapist, just your girlfriend.