Dirty Germs With Comb Overs

Readers submission from Fritzy McGee (age 7) of Lansing Michigan

Fritzy writes:
"dear emtoast,
you are delicious in the morning with butter after my mom scrapes all the black stuff off of you with a brillo pad. I drew you some germs. My mom says that I am just like my father who does not live here anymore, since germs are what make you look like people you are related to this is what I think the germs in me look like, like my dad but my germs have not taken over my hairs yet like my dad's, his germs hate him I think.

p.s. that kid is dumb I knew mummies were real, they can't hurt you if you run really fast from them, he needs to get some fast shoes and shut up and not kill hisself and stuff.

yours truthfully,
Fritzy"