Dolphin Seduces Middle Aged Tourists

A teenage dolphin was seen seducing these 2 old tourists.  This one tourist was so into dolphins he spent 35 dollars on a Dolphin Day muscle shirt.  The dolphin pretended he was really impressed and he was like hey guys you want to chill in my dolphin rape cave.  So the guy just bared these really yellow old teeth and he pulled his hair back and was like YEAH BOYEE.

His hair started falling out in anticipation.  The dolphin brought them to his rape cave and then was like you are so pathetic.  I wouldn't rape you two if you paid me.  Get the FUCK out of my rape cave.  You are not invited here and don't even try coming to my work looking for me or calling.  Just go back to your fucking condos and read your dolphin magazines you fucking perverts.  Then he started making out with an octopus to make them jealous and the old couple swam back to their hotel and held each other and cried because their feelings were betrayed by a heartless mammal.