Drink Pep's Confusion Filter

Pep’s Confusion Filter was printed in fancy blue letters across the side of the bottle.  The men were drinking it all during the meeting.  The one who called the meeting slid full glasses across the table like a talented bartender.  The skinny one, a fool, began screaming, “What am I?”  The others continued drinking until the bottle was empty and the meeting was finished.  They went back to their cubicles.  The skinny one slept it off in the corner.