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Female Teddy Bear Gets 35 to Life in Plastic Bag Murder

Dead Teddy Bear

TEDDY BEAR TOWN: A teddy bear female has been sentenced to 35 years to life in prison for the plastic-bag suffocation death of her  teddy bear lover.

The victim was smothered with a plastic bag taped over his head, his hands tied behind his back, as his killer smoked cocaine and watched him die.

The killer would later tell police she taped a plastic bag over the teddy's face, then watched him suffocate because she suspected he was cheating with their neighbor, Strawberry Shortcake.

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