Grampa and the Girl Goggle their Yoohoo FaceBox

Grampa: What are all these broccoli doing here? It’s not Christmas?

The girl: Wha?  What happened to Midnight?

Grampa: He bleach hisself in carrot juice.  Call him Snowy now.

The girl: How does carrot do that?

Grampa: I don’t know.  All these dogs are doing it.  It’s on my Yoohoo! homepage.

Just look it up. “Dog + Bleach + Heself+ epidemic + Carrot + Fur Panic”

The girl: …

Grampa: Now let’s see if anybody FaceCoded me on FaceBox.

The girl: Ok I gotta study for the S.A.T.’s

Grampa: Why bother.  Just hire a super smart Mexican to take it for you.  Use your brain meat and look it up.

The girl: Isn’t that a federal crime. That’s cheating.

Grampa: Who cares. I Goggled it. They don’t  put them in jail.  They’re super smart Mexicans from right across the border.  They just deport them and everyone wins.

Ooh look somebody sent me a tomato for my FarmBox.