help me i am so sick i think i have wet tail

Wet tail is a terrible affliction that can infect your pet hamster or even cartoon mice.  Beware the wet tail.  Besides dripping blue and yellow goo from the tip of your tail it can also cause your one mouse paw to turn into  a tiny yellow circle and the other hand might become a white globe and your ears will be become hexagons.  Also your rear mouse paws can disintegrate and one eye will droop and a piece of you mouse shorts will become disembodied from their own selves.  Use protection mice, you DO NOT want to catch wet tail.  Watch out for all those sexy little mexican mice making their way north, they are part rat and they are unclean.