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Honey can kill babies. But it can't kill me!

By EMToast Staff
December 28, 2014
honey bee photo

Michael Jackson Was a poor father, but liked to say this to his kids for encouragement... "A bee gave me honey. Honey can kill babies.  But it can't kill me! I'm not a baby."

Photo by Mark Blevis

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