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How Cold Is Sigourney Weaver's Heart? You'll Break down When You Hear

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“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted to the Oracle to extract their truths.

Oracle we ask you: How cold is Sigourney Weaver's heart?

Oracle says:   A cat with 5 toes will steal your soul in the night.

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