How to Score with Nigerian Women - Without Really Trying

Courting rituals in Nigeria are so progressive. In the USA, you can barely get away with saying hi to a girl you don't know without getting kicked in the balls.  But in Nigeria anything goes.  They even think it's romantic if you text message them something like "I swear I make sure I will give you HIV."  Then follow that message up with a little note "H is for Happiness and joy forever with an I: Incomparable love that will never V: Vanish until death do us part. I love you" If you don't believe it, check the proof on BBC News.

I imagine if I ever attempted to send a message like that I'd be spending 10-20 years in a maximum security prison.

I might take a trip over there and give it a shot.  Something like "I swear I will decapitate you." will make the girls swoon when the receive part 2 "Because you will be headless for my love ;)"

Or maybe "I swear you will die in pain." "After we spend a lifetime of happiness together." Before you know it, I'm going to be Nigeria's number one Romeo.

I also hear that over there it's easy to make money.  It's totally legal to pull a 419 scams on foreigners.  In fact it's encouraged in their school system.  If you've had email within the last 10 years someone has tried this scam on you.  You know the message from the guy named Suleman Bello or Phillip Butulezi who needs your help to free up the funds of their king or dead friend Salamon.  Just have to send them all your name, bank account, social security and fax number and they'll set it up for you. Risk Free.  They will transfer the money right to your account and then you just help get it to the rightful owners.  Before you know it the whole plan has gone to shit and in order to straighten it our you're on the way to Nigeria to personally collect several bagfuls of blood rubies and stacks of unclaimed royal cash.  Shortly thereafter you're lying headless in some Nigerian ditch with flies crawling into your neck hole and an empty wallet.

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