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Laser Powered Santa and His Monkey Robots’ Bloody Rampage

By EMToast Staff
December 23, 2008
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Sometimes you just have to take a chance on love.  Next thing you know you're being attacked by laser santa and his monkeys and then you're dead.

Merry Fucking Christmas.

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