Art of the FolkedLaser Powered Santa and His Monkey Robots’ Bloody RampageBy EMToast StaffDecember 23, 2008Sometimes you just have to take a chance on love. Next thing you know you're being attacked by laser santa and his monkeys and then you're dead.Merry Fucking Christmas.
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