My baby pooped itself. Fuck you.

Sometimes somebody you know is harassing the fuck out of you and keeps calling you day and night and you…

Sitting in the dark.  Nice and relaxed.  You’re both tired. The night is over. You follow her into the next…

All photos created by Murphy Bot based on EMToast’s questions.

This is an artist's rendering of the result of  a hypothetical coupling between a fictional character named Billy Wizard, and …