Do Hookers Ever Give Change? The Answer Will Make Your Toes Bleed
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Paul Began to Hum of Dogs and Crows, Even Babies or a Brother
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
Pepsi Banned This Slogan in the 1970's... The Reason Will Make Your Skin Squirm
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Whatever They Told You about Sticks and Stones Is Dead Wrong...and Here's Why
Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor: I…
What Is Tom Cruise Secretly Raising Suri to Become? The Pain of Knowing Will Hurt You
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
When People Clean Chimneys with the Bones of Children...Your Heart Will Pop
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
Who Smells like Tender Vittles? It's Hilarious, Horrible, and Could Destroy Your Life
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
The Thing John F. Kennedy Is Known for Will Make Your Chest Implode with Horror
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Here Is What Happens When Friendly Haters and Enraged Lovers Act with Extreme Prejudice
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
How Cold Is Sigourney Weaver's Heart? You'll Break down When You Hear
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Rockstars Consider Facebooks Friend Rating System... And It's Dreadful
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
This Is What Happens When Robots Get Real about Child Abuse
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Watch Badness Cause a Computer to Hate...and Inspire You
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
Ladie's Self Defense Lesson #2
Use the buddy system. You don’t have to outrun the date rapist, just your girlfriend.
What Wikipedia Can't Tell You about Escaping Dinosaurs
Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Dr: How…
Ladie's Self Defense Lesson#1
Tell your attacker, “Your Mum smells of shit.”
Movie Review 'A Million Ways to Die in the West'
This is "Coma to the Movies" with Leo Johnston, sleep disorder movie reviewer. Leo earned his M.A. from Chippewa University…
Do This Next Time Your Man Gives You Flowers and His Heart will Detonate
If a man gives you flowers, thank him, blow your nose, and tell him the flowers smell of piss. -…
Who Is Satan's Best Friend in the World?... You'll Be Distressed
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Beware the One Who Is Always There to Wipe Away Your Tears
Beware the one who is always there to wipe away your tears. – An Old West Dakotan Proverb
They Asked about Her Mean War Face... Then They Regretted It
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
He Attracted Ugly Women... The Look on Their Faces Is Priceless
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
We Asked What the Hell Is a Quadratic Equation?... Then the Party Started
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
That Is Loving, Hateful, and Captivating
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
What Is the Secret Ingredient in Hot Dogs? the Answer Will Offend You
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Why Do People Think Blue Teeth Are a Good Idea?
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Black and…
How YouTube Can Teach You About Fairy Tales
Back to the streets. I started thinking. Little kids love fairy tales. I needed to find one. Problem was every…
He Was Betrayed by Everyone He Loved...the Doctor's Advice Will Smash Your Ventricle
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor: I…
George Clooney Comes Forward. Bill Cosby Raped Me
This is "Tattling with Tanya" Calumny the hallucinatory gossip columnist. Tanya is a proud Wernicke–Korsakoff syndrome survivor which gives her…
If You Don't Believe This Doctor's Claims about Corn Syrup Then You Are Living in a Sarcophagus
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor Fullerton:…
A Thinker Is Someone Who Has Had to Live with a Hysteric
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
What Experts Are Saying about Gas Prices
This is "Off the Clock" with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected…
What Does Michelle Obama's Tramp Stamp Say? You'll Be Enamored
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Why Sharp Teeth BJs Are Worse than Not Getting a Rose
"Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Dr. When…
What Everyone Is Saying about Vegetarian Cannibals
This is "Off the Clock" with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected…
Freshly Cut Hair May Take Root into Bare Feet
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Dr. Fullerton: …
Watch a Mega Corporation Bring Color Blindness... Not How You'd Imagine
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
He Asked for An "Italian Pie" and a"Plain Sub"? What He Got Was Inconceivable
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor: When…
What Did Bill Cosby's Wife Have Tattooed on Her Thigh? The Answer Will Put You in a Coma
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
How Do You Defeat a Mummy?
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
What Happened to Oracle's Face?
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Tramp Stamp: Only When You're Naked and Bloody Do the Cops Care
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
The Oracle and the Future Dogs Fighting with Light Sabers
Welcome to our new feature “The Oracle.” A select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable…
What Does Toad Meat Taste Like?
Tastes like a frog with its eyes on its ass.
Brother Jerome Becomes Brother Jeremy
I heard a rumor today that the name Jerome is actually pronounced Jair-eh-mee, the same as Jeremy. I could find…
What Happens If an Ignoramus Discovers Intelligence?
"If an ignoramus discovered intelligence, he would be an intellectual ignoramus." -- Racter, Artificial Intelligence Program.
Dear Doctor: How Did Fonzie Get into Trouble with the Pink Elephant?
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Dr. Fullerton:…
Dear Doctor: I'm Afraid of Sick Rats
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor Fullerton:…