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Suicide Dogs Bring Release to Terminally Ill

Joellin G.H. adopted a suicide dog named Zeek from Helping Hands Suicide Dogs to help here disabled father in his…

April 14, 2015
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Over 40 and Balding--You're Finished

This is “Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear…

April 13, 2015
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Dear Dr. Even a Zombie Has More Energy than Me

This is “Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear…

April 1, 2015
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Man Spends More Money on Toilet Paper Than His Electric Bill

This is “Off the Clock” with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected at…

March 30, 2015
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Why Your Boyhood Pain Never Works out the Way You Plan

I'll never forget the event that lead to my eventual disappearance.  I came home from my math tutor and found…

March 29, 2015
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What Does Taylor Swift Do on Saturday? Screw Your Wig on Tight to Find Out

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

March 29, 2015
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Scientists Were Loving... Then Everything Mutated

"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…

March 27, 2015
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Tell Me Sincerely, Are You Living?

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…

March 25, 2015
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Does the Doctor Hate Vanilla? The Answer Will Make Your Bones Rattle

“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of  the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor Fullerton:…

March 25, 2015
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I'll Never Look at Brains the Same Again

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

March 24, 2015
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They Asked If He Was Nunsk... Then It Got Real

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…

March 23, 2015
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When You Find out Where Puppies Go When They Die... You Will Chuckle

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

March 21, 2015
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The Ugly Side of Becoming a Were-Cat

This is “Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton.Dear Dr.

March 20, 2015
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Why Fritzy McGee Is One of the Great Minds of Our Generation

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

March 19, 2015
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Are Chocolate and Vanilla Part of Big Ice Cream's Flavorist Agenda?

This is “Off the Clock” with Anthony J. Booze.  AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected…

March 18, 2015
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This Astronauts Drinking Habits Will Inspire You

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

March 17, 2015
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How Back Pain Is Killing You

Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor Fullerton: …

March 16, 2015
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Mom Ignores Child to Talk on the Phone. What He Does Will Devastate Your Soul

  “Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of  the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton.  Dear Doctor…

March 15, 2015
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She Looked under the Covers... And It Was Remarkable

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

March 14, 2015
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How Cigarette Butt Fishing Isn't as Bad as You Think

Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor:  Do…

March 13, 2015
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What Time of Day Will Jesus Come Back? He's Going to Provoke You

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

March 12, 2015
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The Moment When a Child Rejects His Mother's Blame

“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton  Dear Doctor:  My…

March 11, 2015
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Leonard Nimoy Gives Powerful Directions... Here's How

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

March 10, 2015
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What This Doctor Recommended to Cure Exhaustion and Bloat Is Astonishing

“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of  the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor: I…

March 9, 2015
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What Makes You Do the Things That You'll Regret?... You'll Be Alarmed

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

March 8, 2015
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Try Not to Shout When You Hear the Worst Birthday Gift Idea

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

March 7, 2015
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What Mom Never Told You about Love at First Sight

Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor: I…

March 6, 2015
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Cat Burglar and the Frightening Fortnight

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…

March 5, 2015
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He Got Bitten by an Honest Horse...Then Things Got Freaky

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…

March 5, 2015
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Knowledgeable Cleverness and Ignorant Imbecility Are Interesting

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…

March 4, 2015
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What Does Harriet Tubman's Tramp Stamp Say? You'll Be Stupefied.

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

March 3, 2015
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Even Racter Hates Philosophy Students Who Smoke Pot

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…

March 2, 2015
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She Grabbed Hot Speaker Wires...and Could Not Fathom What Would Happen Next

“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton  Dear Doctor Fullerton: …

March 1, 2015
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They Stabbed That Man... Then Things Got Awkward

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

February 28, 2015
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Where Are Snap, Crackle and Pop Now? You'll Wish You Could Forget

  “Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of  the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton.  Dear Doctor…

February 27, 2015
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When You Find out Seawater Is Delicious You Will Flip Your Wig

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

February 26, 2015
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Boyhood -- Is It Even worth Watching?

This is "Coma to the Movies" with Leo Johnston, sleep disorder movie reviewer. Leo earned his M.A. from Chippewa University…

February 25, 2015
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What Causes All My Ailments? Your Skin Will Crawl

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

February 24, 2015
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What You Don't Know about How to Love Will Split Your Neurons

Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor:  My…

February 23, 2015
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When They Asked Who the 16th President Was...Their Brains Liquefied

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

February 22, 2015
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How a 25 Year Old Video Game Changed Everything

“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor:  Many…

February 21, 2015
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It Was Just a Cancelled Appointment...and They Devastated Him for It

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

February 20, 2015
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Where Do Babies Come From? Hint. It's Closer than You Think

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

February 19, 2015
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If You Read One Article about Hoarding, Read This One

Dear Doctor? How do I know if I'm a hoarder? -- Piled High Photo by Plutor

February 18, 2015
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Who is Billy Wizard? You Will Rue the Day You Found Out

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

February 17, 2015
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How Europe Saved Your Soul... You Will Still Hate the French

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

February 16, 2015
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How Does the Hater See Things? You Will Be Dumbfounded

"Snippets with Racter"  quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…

February 15, 2015
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You Will Be Horror-Struck When You Find out How This Boy Lost His Emotions

Dear Doctor: This holiday season was very busy. I worked many overtime hours due to the Christmas rush as well…

February 14, 2015
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