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Paris Hilton Pregnant with Robot Baby

EMToast has obtained exclusive audio of Paris Hilton admitting to friends that she “thinks she is having a robot baby.”

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On the tape Hilton states, "Last week, like i got really really drunk, and this really cute robot started coming on to me.  So like i sort of did him.  Now I'm like three days late.  I think I'm having a robot baby because something is beeping and booping in there."

We're not sure, has Paris gone off her rocker, or is there something to this story?

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