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Robot King Decrees: Exfoliate them. All of them!

By EMToast Staff
January 12, 2014
Robot King and Sponge bots

 

 

 

When the Robot King decrees, “Exfoliate them.  All of them!” the sponge bots obey.  Since they are sponge bots not luffa bots, they just scrub instead of exfoliate.

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