"She poked the bruise as if it were a rotten spot on a piece of fruit"

All photos created by Murphy Bot based on EMToast’s questions.

Sometimes you just have to take a chance on love.  Next thing you know you're being attacked by laser santa…

The wereturkey is an American beast, born in Plimoth, 1621 during the first Thanksgiving dinner. When Edward Winslow, leader of…

He thinks that tail is a worm. Yes the end is near.  Ass draggers can fly.