Art of the Folked

That's right! I said it. Moon Eyes.

It's no Howling, but maybe a Wolven. The age of Werewolves is upon us.

If these were action figures, I'd probably consider buying one.

They are searching for a cure. The cure for humanity, and it's wolf shaped.

Next Easter I am asking my mom for a marzipan Hellboy. Father Ryner says Devil is bad, but red Marzipan…

They're probably going to tear you to pieces. Don't even bother hiding. It's over pal. Two spaces after every sentence.

Chapter one. Werewolves in love. It's the love story they told you could never be told. The story nobody wanted…

Your emotion providing service has reported you for cute agression towards these claymation devils. You cannot eat them up, but…

Good job toast. You turned on the tv. It's it a bit narcissistic though. Is that toast, or bread? Is…

In another world I bet there is another version of EMToast where they have a section called Toast on TV.

Fell asleep at the beach and some kids drew on my face with chalk or something.

A black cat once told he me loves honey. When I asked "why?" he told me he wanted something babies…

This tricycle is kind of weird.

The way we're acting lately, probably a lot less. Enjoy your miserable remaining years.

Cut myself shaving again. 5 blades is just too many.

When I was a boy the calming motions of a red lava lamp put me to sleep. This one looks…

What kind of creature has all these spiked coming out of them? Were they always there or caused by some…

I guess it really is an electric fence. Just wanted to go out to catch some snail.

Trying to get into the fall spirit.

This is my cute face. Tell me I'm cute! My emotion providing service denied my request to feel cute.

I am dressing up as the Hulk for Halloween this year. Doc gave me some extra muscles.

Only in dreams.

Doctor, I think this eye is defective. I was just looking at my phone and now there's veins all over.

You know what slang phrase I dislike? When they say "it's just built different". You imbeciles know nothing about being…

What year is it? By the time you read this, channels may no longer be a thing.