Art of the Folked

On the fourth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Four Taylor Swifts Three Osama Bin Ladens Two Khloe…

On the third day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Three Osama Bin Ladens Two Khloe Kardashians and a…

On the second day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Two Khloe Kardashians and a Kelly Osbourne with red…

On the first day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: A Kelly Osbourne with red cheeks

Hope stands alone.  Immune to the contagious facial Impetago that has decimated her family this holiday season. No less than…

Frank9 pet us please!

A: I left my phone at home. Don't be sad if I don't answer your texts until later. B: I…

Floss is good. You not a scumbag otherwise you can live in town with no teeth.

Billy Wizard told me some women should be wearing lysol for perfoom it will help theyr job

there are no white teeth on pretty girls unless they bleach them to be in the pornose movies Billy Wizard…

Brought to you by, your friends at the National Hamburger Council of Panama & BurgersForTheSight.org Please detach and keep within…

Top Bun: For upper lid firmness to protect your eye from sharp objects. Lettuce: For whiter eyes Tomatoes: For round…

Today a eagle is born the most powerful the merkin nagel. Billy likes it best of off the kinds

Fritzy write in you journal. You can not make me wright a journal entry today if I do not have…

Today it rain. I did not say dry and Billy Wizard said to me stop shivering like a shitting dog.

today I went to my friends hause his name is yehuda weiner his ma gave us dry bad cookies like…

Pep’s Confusion Filter was printed in fancy blue letters across the side of the bottle. The men were drinking it…

Are you sure that's a good place to hide the body?

Even though he wouldn’t eat the candy, in the end they still made him into a sugar skull.

When I die, I hope to be reborn as a 1989 Toyota Tercel.  Rusted and dependable, but unwanted.

200 years ago people lived in caves and wore animal skins and cleaned chimneys with the bones of small children…

If you pass out in your sleep, you’ll never wake up again. Homage to “It come to sleep on your…

Apples of your cheeks should be called tomatoes of your cheeks because when you punch them they split open like…

Dear Mom and Dad, As you know, I moved far away. The town I live in now doesn’t have duck…

Mt: Why don't they call wild boars vampire pigs? Ft: Yeah that's what they are. They have long fangs just…

Now with even more sugar! Goes great on waffles, pancakes, or guzzled straight from the bottle. Plastic shot glass included…

In 1994 or 1995 the patient had become a security guard at the local community college. The job was to…

Submit your article, story, or drawing to EMToast for a chance to get it published on the site and win…

I am very dumb, and very serious.  That is a dangerous type of person. 

NEWS FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: Robin Think “I’ll Give You My Lovin’ (Like It Or Not) singer caused another uproar…

Turkey legs. He comin' for you birthday. He got somethin' real nice for ya too.

Dojo Billy Wizard and Laser Dog send their birthday wishes.  Hope it’s your birthday soon. Drawing by Bixby.

Dad always told me even if it’s hot out you can't leave the windows open in your car because you…

This is the sneak preview of the “Burnty Goodness” Billboard to be rolled out later this year. Artwork for this…

This is the sneak preview of the “Burnt Toast” Billboard to be rolled out later this year. Artwork for this…

This is the sneak preview of the “Don't Be A Nunsk” Billboard to be rolled out late Fall. Artwork for…

This is the sneak preview of the “Toast Face One” Billboard to be rolled out late this fall.  Artwork for…

This is the sneak preview of the “Dirty Germs With Combovers” Billboard to be rolled out late this fall. Artwork…

The second billboard in this fall’s marketing campaign begs the target market to put an end to dolphin rape. Since…

This fall EMToast will begin a Billboard marketing campaign in select cities.  This is the sneak preview of the “No…

They used to make cool rings that instead of precious stones had poisonous spiders encased in glass.  After the animal…

“I am mentally decapitated,” she said.

"Excuse me, but your dog has a bitter voice, a very bitter voice.  It cuts right through me."