Tag: Absurd World News

In a shocking turn of events, the Santa at the old department store on the outskirts of town was arrested…

In recent years, the topic of dolphin rape has garnered a great deal of attention, with some claiming that it…

As the COVID-19 pandemic raged on, the world began to crumble. The virus spread rapidly, infecting millions of people and…

Do not eat the marzipan devils. Your emotion providing service has denied authorization for evil feelings.

I think that toast forgot to turn on the tv. Hey! Toast! Your TV is off! Oh he's getting it.

What's the difference anyway? Can barely tell.

This event is happening in our local area. Begin painting toasts on all of our local area streets and you…

A time will come when your sins will finally catch up to you. Only you know what you've done, and…

Vote with your comment on your favorite one. 5 winners will be selected as the web and wall poster promos…

Based on the highly anticipated Will Ferrell movie Gatorz, a new animated series has been announced. It will follow Gator,…

Welcome to Fruityconcon Join us for our annual convention every summer as we celebrate fruitopomorphics, which are human-like fruit characters,…

In a new set of Instagraph photos which he claims are not photoshopped, Will shows off his new physique. He…

Some women like to dress as fruit. Similar to furries, only they are called fruities.

Joe Biden has an evil twin brother! Not really, but turns out he’s got the next best thing—a MAGA loving…

Disturbing. Arrested. Vegan. Handgun. Ammunition. Special Report. Carnivore. Stand By. Final Days.

Circle all demons. Repair all demons. This is what the management demands. This is what the residents pray for.

Dear Doctor Charles: I travel through our local area quite a lot. Parking here, and parking there. I generally don't…

3 suspicious trees are under investigation in Hunterton county. The trees are suspected of hiding things in there.

About ten years ago, someone tried to convince me that Fred Durst is a 200 year old vampire. As the…

4dr14nqg / Pixabay “Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton.

By: steve lodefink Miniature cockroaches twenty times tinier than bedbugs have been discovered in our local area. Scientists report the…

Oliver, the human-chipmanzee hybrid who died in 2012 was more intelligent than was previously thought. A recent memoir was purportedly…

WikiImages / Pixabay American Inventor, Thomas Edison, shared 7 strange truths about himself with EMToast (when we read his private…

TEDDY BEAR TOWN: A teddy bear female has been sentenced to 35 years to life in prison for the plastic-bag…

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…

Deerface, Iowa -- Two officers and a college student remain in critical but stable condition after an arrest gone wrong.

All the Robots Are Wiping Now is due to be released soon in our Local Area bookstores. Please check the…

LOCAL AREA, USA. Authorities in our local area are warning residents to be on alert for a serial slapper. This…

It finally happened. Another surprise from that bitch you broke up with more than 20 years ago. He shows up…

'A new danger on our local roads has been dubbed the "Safety First Vigilante" by those who've seen him. He…

If you want to back into Gameboy games, don’t bother buying a used Nintendo Gameboy of any model. Those things…

This is "Tattling with Tanya" Calumny the hallucinatory gossip columnist. Tanya is a proud Wernicke–Korsakoff syndrome survivor which gives her…

This is “Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear…

I asked 56 year old Remy who was browsing the Starwatcher scope if he thought the sun saucers were there.

Joellin G.H. adopted a suicide dog named Zeek from Helping Hands Suicide Dogs to help here disabled father in his…

This is “Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear…

This is “Off the Clock” with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected at…

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…

"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…

“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor Fullerton:…

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…

"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…