Taste Crystal Windex RIGHT NOW!
Right now we're all thirsty for something cleaner.
Right now artificial feels so right.
Right now we're gonna make it clear.
Introducing Crystal Windex. Clear Cola. Right Now!
(Warning not for human consumption)
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