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The Ugly Side of Becoming a Were-Cat

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This is “Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton.Dear Dr. Charles: I got scratched by an orange tabbie one time and all I kept thinking was I hate Mondays. I also had a strange craving for Lasagna at every full moon.   Am I a Were-cat now? --Yowler

Dear Yowler: Kid don't try to prank me. I used to read Garfield you idiot.  There is no such thing as a Were-cat.  There are Were-wolves, but that's it.  All the other ones like Were-tigers and Were-bears are fake unless you are playing Altered Beast.

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