Today a Eagle Is Born the Most Powerful the Merkin Nagel

This is the text message that I received from a family member on vacation.  I thought it was a joke…

He thinks that tail is a worm. Yes the end is near.  Ass draggers can fly.

well i've finally done it.  i've started a site all about toast.

When I die, I hope to be reborn as a 1989 Toyota Tercel.  Rusted and dependable, but unwanted.