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UC Irvine Clinic Accused of Illegal Alien Embryo Transfer

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A clinic operated by the University of California-Irvine may have been involved in illegal alien embryo transfer in 1998.

Records indicate that extraterrestrial embryos were implanted into human hosts without consent.  There is no clear indication as to the number of embryos implanted.

The scandal appears to be part of an alien colonization attempt.

According to the 1/11 SACRAMENTO BEE at least 600 patients have been victimized.

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