"You better shut up or I'll make your eye bigger than it already is."

I know a guy who gets into a lot of fights, and nearly every story he tells about them contains…

Pocahontis 2010 with her free Shop Rite turkey.  The 2nd Thanksgiving.  Pilgrims vs Native Americans.

your world is covered in dog diarrhea

Attention horror movie makers. Enough with the loud noises. They are a poor replacement for talent. You probably put those…