Art of the FolkedZombie Marlon Marlon Brando Eats UnicornBy EMToast StaffNovember 9, 2010Artists rendering of the unreleased final scene from Apocalypse Now where a Zombie Marlon Brando eats a unicorn who simultaneously pukes out blood and shits rainbows.
Art of the FolkedI Drank Perfume From the Unicorn's HornI unscrewed it and drank the perfume from the unicorn’s horn. I was a little kid, but I knew better.
Absurd World NewsRainbows In Her Brain MeatsOnce again we are graced with a reader's submission from 7 year old Fritzy McGee. Fritzy writes: "Sometimes when I…
Art of the FolkedJealous Horse Loses Eye, Rainbow Horn Unicorn to BlameA unicorn is a wonderful thing. The very best unicorns have rainbow horns and like to drive around in cars…