"Don't make me make your eye bigger than it already is"

Pocahontis 2010 with her free Shop Rite turkey.  The 2nd Thanksgiving.  Pilgrims vs Native Americans.

I know a guy who gets into a lot of fights, and nearly every story he tells about them contains…

Don’t smoke no more.  You gotta get your shits together.

Inspired by the song Hall of Heads by They Might Be Giants although the lyric is actually roll out that…