"She dabbed at her eyes with her hooks"

Readers submission from Fritzy McGee (age 7) of Lansing Michigan Fritzy writes: "dear emtoast, you are delicious in the morning…

This is the sneak preview of the “Dirty Germs With Combovers” Billboard to be rolled out late this fall. Artwork…

They used to make cool rings that instead of precious stones had poisonous spiders encased in glass.  After the animal…

Today I met a robot. He has a gun. He shoots the gun, but not at me. He won’t break…