Jealous Horse Loses Eye, Rainbow Horn Unicorn to Blame
A unicorn is a wonderful thing. The very best unicorns have rainbow horns and like to drive around in cars and their tongues flap back just like a big dumb dog.
Some black horses are so surprised to see the unicorn being chauffeured around in cars when they have to walk that their eyes bulge out in surprise.
The most jealous of horses get so surprised that their eye pops right out of the socket and then they just have a crusty brown hole where their big white eye used to be. Also their blonde mane turns a dirty grey because it is stressful trying to find grass to eat when all you have is a big brown O for an eye.
I like horses. They have shiny teeth.
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