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Absurd World News

Nocturnal Creature Stalks New Jersey Suburb

Fairlawn, NJ- The normally quiet nights of this lazy suburb have been pierced by strange mewling noises, what is even…

May 25, 2009
Absurd World News

9 Year Old Boy Commits Suicide After Learning Mummies Are Real

Lodi, NJ – A 9 year old 5th grader attending Hillstop School in Lodi NJ has committed suicide after a…

May 24, 2009
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Husband Caught Having Sex With Bible Study Partner

A sick woman was suspicious of husband having an affair and had her son install a GPS Global Positioning System…

May 23, 2009
Absurd World News

Swine Flu Posters to Appear in Public Restrooms

May 14, 2009
Absurd World News

Russian Scientist Takes Tunguska Creature on Tropical Vacation

May 14, 2009
Art of the Folked

God Loves Swine Flu

May 14, 2009
Absurd World News

Crooked P.I.s Blackmail & Threaten to Spoon Out Client’s Eyes

A divorced woman got dumped by her new boyfriend after 6 months for no reason . She was suspicious that…

May 3, 2009
Absurd World News

Massage Parlor Whore Swallows Used Condom to Evade Police

A 31 year old male student found out that a certain Massage Center provides Full Services, so he bought a…

May 2, 2009
Art of the Folked

Art of the Folked: West Dakota Bad Ass

West Dakota Bad Ass – By Micheloebangelo

May 2, 2009
Absurd World News

Band of Zombie Gorillas Discovered In Congo

A band of zombie gorillas has been discovered in the African Congo. Piles of dead Gorillas are left everywhere by…

April 28, 2009
Absurd World News

Tiny Anchorman to Replace CBS NEWS Katie Couric

Dissatisfied with the poor performance of Katie Couric, Sean McManus, president of CBS News and Don Hewitt, CBS news executive…

April 27, 2009
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Russian Scientist's Family Adopts Tunguska Creature

Professor Chekaren Suslov has unofficially adopted the creature he is credited with discovering while on an expedition in in the…

April 22, 2009
Absurd World News

Strange Creature Discovered in Tunguska Wasteland

Lake Cheko- Scientists have discovered an previously unknown species in the center of the Tunguska Region. This strange discovery comes…

April 20, 2009
Art of the Folked

Creepy Dinner, Just Like Mom Used to Make

April 20, 2009
Absurd World News

Fetal Dental Deformity to Blame for Potential Recall of Chiclets Tooth Enhancing Gum

A recall may be in the future for Cadbury Adams Tooth Enhancing Gum. The FDA has forced the company to…

April 20, 2009
Absurd World News

Creature Racing Voted Greatest Video Game Video of All Time

By me. This is one of those videos that you just keep coming back to year after year after year.

April 19, 2009
Curious Ideas

Assholder: Start Your New Career Now!

Who says there aren’t any jobs available? You an always move to the UK and become an ass holder.

April 19, 2009
Curious Ideas

Ass Dragging Werewolf Leads Pack of Chickens

A baby Ass dragging werewolf thinks a chicken is his mother. He grows up to lead pack of chickens. A…

April 18, 2009
Absurd World News

Black Swan Love Triangle Results In Babies

Two black swans were donated to Wooleng Park, in Taiwan back in 2002. The two swans were very close and…

April 18, 2009
Art of the Folked

Pervert Breaks in House and Ruins Easter

Little Billy and Suzy came running downstairs first thing in the morning in search of their Easter baskets. Only to…

April 12, 2009
Art of the Folked

Art of the Folked: I'M Not Emo I'm Goth, Right?

I’m Not Emo, I’m Goth, Right? – By Micheloebangelo

April 11, 2009
Art of the Folked

Paris Hilton Suffers Stroke as Blanche Deveraux

April 9, 2009
Absurd World News

Grabbing Female Student’s Ass And Chest “No Big Deal”

A still single 50 year old man was sitting in the first row by the door on a bus on…

April 8, 2009
Absurd World News

12 Baby Boars Follow Owner for 13 Mile Ride

Mr. Lee has loved animals all his life and has had many pets. He started keeping wild boars a few…

April 6, 2009
Absurd World News

Incredible Hulk Madlibs for Puny Humans

Using the definitions provided, and your inner rampaging jade giant , fill out the boxes below with the correct type…

April 5, 2009
Absurd World News

“Dead Rabbit” Dr. Denys Committing Innocent Girl

A Denver woman who believed her daughter to be suffering from bi-polar disorder attempted to have her committed to St.

April 4, 2009
Art of the Folked

Art of the Folked: Cherry Cheeks Beauty &; Smiling Virgin

Cherry Cheeks Beauty - By Micheloebangelo The Smiling Virgin – By Micheloebangelo

April 2, 2009
Art of the Folked

J-Lo Pixelates Her Pants

Absolutely Disgusting!

March 29, 2009
Absurd World News

Whiny Guy Handcuffed to Ex-Wife and Beaten

Just because your crackhead ex-wife handcuffs herself to you, that doesn't give you an excuse to be a baby. Feed…

March 28, 2009
Curious Ideas

Fucking Cloaking Device

http://www.fuckingcloakingdevice.com/ I wonder if this guy got the job?

March 27, 2009
Absurd World News

5 Mistresses Compete To Keep Lover, Reduce Costs

Due to the economy and wanting to save his cost of keeping 5 mistress, an entrepreneur in China asked his…

March 26, 2009
Absurd World News

J-Lo Shits Her Pants

J-Lo has no shame for her shit stain.  Looks uncomfortable. See how she’s grabbing at those shit packed pants.  Gross.

March 25, 2009
Absurd World News

Semen Throwing Man Impregnates Victims

One night on the train home with her friends, a woman’s friends pointed out to her that she's had some…

March 25, 2009
Absurd World News

“Blood Dump” Most Offensive Term, Period

Results of a 2008 patient care survey taken at NY/ NJ/ PA hospitals have found the most offensive term Health…

March 21, 2009
Curious Ideas

How Co-Workers Shit Behind Toilet Seat

If you've ever wondered how your co-workers manage to shit on the back of the toilet at work, now you…

March 21, 2009
Absurd World News

Iphone Pervert Photographs Victims While Showering

While showering at the gym, a 35 year old man suspected there was a peeping tom in the next shower…

March 14, 2009
Absurd World News

Scientists Discover Chocolate and Vanilla are the Only Two Flavors

Children have known for decades that there is something special about the chocolate / vanilla combination. Ever increasing consumption of…

March 10, 2009
Absurd World News

911 They Got My Nuggets

This has been floating around everywhere for the past couple days.  It's another one the gf keeps telling me about…

March 10, 2009
Absurd World News

McDonalds Finally Breaks Free From I'm Lovin' It

Congratulations to McDonald's for finally doing a commercial other than that damn I'm loving it bullshit.  I'm not sure if…

March 10, 2009
Art of the Folked

Flying Werewolves Drag Ass Across the Sky

Still photos of an elusive flying ass dragging werewolf couple in the wild. This romantic couple met for the first…

March 7, 2009
Art of the Folked

Eagle Chases Ass Dragging Werewolf

He thinks that tail is a worm. Yes the end is near.  Ass draggers can fly.

March 7, 2009
Absurd World News

Obama Invites Ass Dragging Werewolves to Christen Whitehouse Lawn

March 7, 2009
Absurd World News

Paris Hilton’s Former Pet Monkey Arrested

Boston, MA—Baby Luv, former designer pet to socialite Paris Hilton was arrested earlier this month in connection with the brutal…

February 28, 2009
Absurd World News

Giantess Fetish 2009's Top Trend

All you foot freaks who come to this site all the time looking for stinky feet, we've got news for…

February 25, 2009
Absurd World News

Horrorscopes for the Week of February 22nd

ARIES--you are going to encounter the corpse of GG Allin in a Starbucks on Wednesday. He is going to hold…

February 23, 2009
Absurd World News

Werewolves: the Original UnAmerican

Werewolves have been the greatest threat to national security since the early part of the 19th century. Lincoln was at…

February 20, 2009
Absurd World News

Anybody Votes! Where Did Nicolas Cage’s Sideburns Go?

Voting data is gone :(

February 18, 2009
Absurd World News

Perfect Nails Made Easy: 8 Feet in 8 Weeks

The luxurious life of the privileged is at your fingertips and toetips in just 8 short weeks. The revolutionary new…

February 17, 2009
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