Absurd World NewsRobot King Decrees: Exfoliate them. All of them!By EMToast StaffJanuary 12, 2014Comments When the Robot King decrees, “Exfoliate them. All of them!” the sponge bots obey. Since they are sponge bots not luffa bots, they just scrub instead of exfoliate.
Absurd World NewsThis Is What Happens When Robots Get Real about Child Abuse“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
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