Art of the Folked

your world is covered in dog diarrhea

The Blind Girl by John Everett Millais. The original double rainbow. Too bad they didn’t have Youtube in 1856

Your Eyes Look Like They Smell Like Corn

In 1564 the native american indians taught the pilgrims how to survive the harsh north american winters by smoking four…

You were scraped out of my mind 3 yrs and 2 months ago.

Dear Stinkbug, I do not appreciate coming home to find you on my toothbrush. Since you touched it, I am…

Go pack your cavities with sugar.

I just want to say thanks to the drunken asshole, walking down the middle of the road at night wearing…

Facebook sentiment of the year.

It’s Friday night and the Dandelions are ready to hit the clubs. It’s just past 12 so all the cool…

How do you know if you’re a hoarder? Here are the 10 telltale signs that indicate hoarding behavior. 1. If…

Easter bunny get up this morning and he want hims meat.  Them childrens was runnin all around up and down…

Winter’s Bone is the title of a movie, but do you know what Winters Bone means? The dictionary definition of…

The dolphin left his cave in search of human prey.  Only the moon watched.

Ever taken a psychology class? I took one as a night class at a community college years ago. The professor…

A man once asked me what is the difference between a city and a town?  A city is bigger I…

Pocahontis 2010 with her free Shop Rite turkey.  The 2nd Thanksgiving.  Pilgrims vs Native Americans.

Don’t smoke no more.  You gotta get your shits together.

Today I met a robot. He has a gun. He shoots the gun, but not at me. He won’t break…

It’s a worldwide epidemic.

Artists rendering of  the unreleased final scene from Apocalypse Now where a Zombie Marlon Brando eats a unicorn who simultaneously…

HALLOWEEN WISHES FROM CATS THAT SPRAY SOUR EAR BLOOD FROM THEIR MOUTHS. MAY ALL YOUR CANDY BE  FULL SIZE AND…

Grampa: What are all these broccoli doing here? It’s not Christmas? The girl: Wha? What happened to Midnight? Grampa: He…

I like horses. They have shiny teeth. You can feed them sugar cubes. When it gets real hot they get…

Sitting in the dark.  Nice and relaxed.  You’re both tired. The night is over. You follow her into the next…

This is the text message that I received from a family member on vacation.  I thought it was a joke…

This is an artist's rendering of the result of  a hypothetical coupling between a fictional character named Billy Wizard, and …

Hey! Did you see that movie the Wrestler? Yeah me too. It wasn’t as good as that cartoon back in…

It wake up. It take shower. It get dressed. It eat breakfast with Beatle look-a-like. It wait for bus. Bus…

Attention horror movie makers. Enough with the loud noises. They are a poor replacement for talent. You probably put those…

As a boy I idolized Fonzie from Happy Days. The Fonz was the coolest guy. He taught me that you…

Pants on the ground is a life changing song it helps young people not kill theyselves after seeing Avatar the…

‘ Recently re-Animated dead prez Abraham Lincoln is planning on jumping back in the spotlight this spring. In a recent…

A clinic operated by the University of California-Irvine may have been involved in illegal alien embryo transfer in 1998. Records…

I know a guy who gets into a lot of fights, and nearly every story he tells about them contains…

Some say the worst way to go is drowning.  I beg to differ, as most kids will tell you the…

I have a cool jacket with white spots on it.

You never come back from being a skeleton back.

The wereturkey is an American beast, born in Plimoth, 1621 during the first Thanksgiving dinner. When Edward Winslow, leader of…

“Hi Dad” “Hi little guy”

Once again we are graced with a reader's submission from 7 year old Fritzy McGee. Fritzy writes: "Sometimes when I…

The upcoming 2010 sequel to the not-quite-cult-classic rat-zombie movie Mulberry Street features a cameo role by Tori Spelling.  Spelling has…