Art of the Folked

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He kind of makes you feel sad like that song about the electric bear from The Notwist. His parents had…

When the eyes of Uncle Hot Dogs look into your soul, you know that you have been chosen by a…

A unicorn is a wonderful thing. The very best unicorns have rainbow horns and like to drive around in cars…

Sometimes somebody you know is harassing the fuck out of you and keeps calling you day and night and you…

Billy Wizard and Laser Dog Sent in by 7 year old Fritzy McGee of Lansing Michigan Fritzy writes: "HI Emtoast,…

Readers submission from Fritzy McGee (age 7) of Lansing Michigan Fritzy writes: "dear emtoast, you are delicious in the morning…

Wet tail is a terrible affliction that can infect your pet hamster or even cartoon mice.  Beware the wet tail. …

These days you just never know who is going to cannibalize you.  This kid looks all innocent until he opens…

Inspired by the song Hall of Heads by They Might Be Giants although the lyric is actually roll out that…

Mens van de Ezels de Slepende Hond By Theodore van Gogh Curators at the Staatliche Museen zu Berlin have discovered…

West Dakota Bad Ass – By Micheloebangelo

Professor Chekaren Suslov has unofficially adopted the creature he is credited with discovering while on an expedition in in the…

Little Billy and Suzy came running downstairs first thing in the morning in search of their Easter baskets. Only to…

I’m Not Emo, I’m Goth, Right? – By Micheloebangelo

Cherry Cheeks Beauty - By Micheloebangelo The Smiling Virgin – By Micheloebangelo

Absolutely Disgusting!

Still photos of an elusive flying ass dragging werewolf couple in the wild. This romantic couple met for the first…

He thinks that tail is a worm. Yes the end is near.  Ass draggers can fly.

Sometimes you just have to take a chance on love.  Next thing you know you're being attacked by laser santa…