Curious Ideas

It's hard to believe, but this is a real phrase, uttered by a real old man. I used to work…

The most famous scene from Invasion U.S.A. (1985). Don't do drugs kids. Share everywhere. Ultimate reaction GIF for when things…

What if a vampire had his fangs removed by a priest? Hey wait a minute!! This vampire is wearing a…

and lo the teeth rose gnashing in mouths the molars ground crushing all between them and food plaque spread like…

but woe cursed are the teeth they bite without warning they chew without mercy cursed are the molars grinding endlessly…

my children hear me blessed are the teeth they bear the bite even when jaws tremble blessed are those who…

In a recent study conducted by a team of philosophers and scientists, it has been suggested that the human experience…

Are you feeling uninspired and looking for ways to avoid work when there's nothing to do? Here are ten funny…

Which monster is more handsome?

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Photo by James Nash (aka Cirrus) I gotta run my J Dilla scanner to delete this Lee Bannon virus.

So ...I was like yeah I'm going to read this inspirational article about gratitude and learn something and maybe see…

Use the buddy system.  You don’t have to outrun the date rapist, just your girlfriend.

If a man gives you flowers, thank him, blow your nose, and tell him the flowers smell of piss.  -…

Beware the one who is always there to wipe away your tears. – An Old West Dakotan Proverb

"If an ignoramus discovered intelligence, he would be an intellectual ignoramus." -- Racter, Artificial Intelligence Program.

Michael Jackson Was a poor father, but liked to say this to his kids for encouragement... "A bee gave me…

Crusty Cringle the disgusing Santa Claus with the milk crusted coat is coming to our local area.  Make sure you…

What do reindeer dream about? Brittle old people bones. So says the oracle. Photo by MarioMancuso

Tambako the Jaguar Step 1: Eat the dry twig. (Put a dry twig between your teeth and chew a dry…

Gudlyf Step 1: Eat the fresh fig. (Put a fresh fig between your teeth and chew a fresh fig) Congratulations…

Whether you're sure someone is dying this year, or you just hope they are, be sure to wish them a…

I overheard some hipsters talking at the flea market. The one hipster says to the other hipster , “One thing…

If there’s one thing I learned from Pac-Man it’s that the fruit is a trap.  You might think it’s a…

They say fried food is a killer. I doubt it. The grease is just good for your whole body. It…

THINKING... that's how people get killed. A public service statement from EMToast. photo credit: Focal Intent

This is the text message that I received from a family member on vacation.  I thought it was a joke…

Hey! Did you see that movie the Wrestler? Yeah me too. It wasn’t as good as that cartoon back in…

Attention horror movie makers. Enough with the loud noises. They are a poor replacement for talent. You probably put those…

Children's Literature is the last course I ever imagined I'd take. Yet there I was, analyzing Curious George in my…

On the old 1970’s Incredible Hulk TV show with Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno, there was an episode where this…

I know a guy who gets into a lot of fights, and nearly every story he tells about them contains…

(The following excerpt is taken from Ben Franklin's personal diary) "Today Lodi popped into my head. Summer 1979 Lodi, running…

Some say the worst way to go is drowning.  I beg to differ, as most kids will tell you the…

This lady that I work with comes to my deskish area and says, Oh hey I thought of you this…

Riding scooters and yelling. The dogs, even the dogs know that these little children… are wrong. They ride and slide…

He kind of makes you feel sad like that song about the electric bear from The Notwist. His parents had…

Tourists must see hot spot. When you have a dog sometimes either you start to look like your dog or…

That is not a giant bar of soap that the baboons are attacking.  It is icy fruit the delicious summer…

Who says there aren’t any jobs available? You an always move to the UK and become an ass holder.

A baby Ass dragging werewolf thinks a chicken is his mother. He grows up to lead pack of chickens. A…

http://www.fuckingcloakingdevice.com/ I wonder if this guy got the job?

If you've ever wondered how your co-workers manage to shit on the back of the toilet at work, now you…

He thinks that tail is a worm. Yes the end is near.  Ass draggers can fly.

If you look at this picture quick doesn’t it look like the girl is pulling up her shirt?  If you…

When you start a new job, some terrible things happen to your mind. You may find that you can no…