Watch Badness Cause a Computer to Hate...and Inspire You
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Ladie's Self Defense Lesson#1
Tell your attacker, “Your Mum smells of shit.”
Movie Review 'A Million Ways to Die in the West'
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Who Is Satan's Best Friend in the World?... You'll Be Distressed
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
They Asked about Her Mean War Face... Then They Regretted It
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
He Attracted Ugly Women... The Look on Their Faces Is Priceless
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
We Asked What the Hell Is a Quadratic Equation?... Then the Party Started
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
That Is Loving, Hateful, and Captivating
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
What Is the Secret Ingredient in Hot Dogs? the Answer Will Offend You
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Why Do People Think Blue Teeth Are a Good Idea?
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Black and…
How YouTube Can Teach You About Fairy Tales
Back to the streets. I started thinking. Little kids love fairy tales. I needed to find one. Problem was every…
He Was Betrayed by Everyone He Loved...the Doctor's Advice Will Smash Your Ventricle
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Doctor: I…
George Clooney Comes Forward. Bill Cosby Raped Me
This is "Tattling with Tanya" Calumny the hallucinatory gossip columnist. Tanya is a proud Wernicke–Korsakoff syndrome survivor which gives her…
If You Don't Believe This Doctor's Claims about Corn Syrup Then You Are Living in a Sarcophagus
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor Fullerton:…
A Thinker Is Someone Who Has Had to Live with a Hysteric
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;…
What Experts Are Saying about Gas Prices
This is "Off the Clock" with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected…
What Does Michelle Obama's Tramp Stamp Say? You'll Be Enamored
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Why Sharp Teeth BJs Are Worse than Not Getting a Rose
"Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Dr. When…
What Everyone Is Saying about Vegetarian Cannibals
This is "Off the Clock" with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected…
Freshly Cut Hair May Take Root into Bare Feet
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Dr. Fullerton: …
Watch a Mega Corporation Bring Color Blindness... Not How You'd Imagine
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
He Asked for An "Italian Pie" and a"Plain Sub"? What He Got Was Inconceivable
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor: When…
What Did Bill Cosby's Wife Have Tattooed on Her Thigh? The Answer Will Put You in a Coma
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
How Do You Defeat a Mummy?
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
What Happened to Oracle's Face?
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
Tramp Stamp: Only When You're Naked and Bloody Do the Cops Care
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted…
The Oracle and the Future Dogs Fighting with Light Sabers
Welcome to our new feature “The Oracle.” A select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable…
Brother Jerome Becomes Brother Jeremy
I heard a rumor today that the name Jerome is actually pronounced Jair-eh-mee, the same as Jeremy. I could find…
Dear Doctor: How Did Fonzie Get into Trouble with the Pink Elephant?
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Dr. Fullerton:…
Dear Doctor: I'm Afraid of Sick Rats
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor Fullerton:…
He Asked the Doctor about Brain Scan Blips... The Last 2 Seconds Will Break Your Heart
Welcome to our new non-regular feature "Ask the Doctor" where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr.
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TIME Word of the Year 2014 is...
Photo by WarmSleepy TIME has announced their Word of the Year and it’s one most of us have never heard…
3 Proven Ways to Dodge Debt Collectors
The big story in the news today is that one third of American's are in debt and have debt collectors…
Facebook Begins Rolling Out Friend Rating System
The social networking giant will begin rolling out an advanced friend rating system on Friday. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerburg announced…
What would it be like to be with the garbage woman's daughter?
It’d be wild. But she's a bitch just like her mother.
Why You Can't Buy Grape Ice Cream
There is no such thing as grape ice cream. The reason? It has a lot to do with dogs, girls,…
Robot King Decrees: Exfoliate them. All of them!
When the Robot King decrees, “Exfoliate them. All of them!” the sponge bots obey. Since they are sponge bots not…
Singer Shits and Fouls Up Stage
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Folgers Crystals Are Life Crystals
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Bad Pussy From Last Century
When I was 20 years old, I saw my first old pussy. It was bad. I was working in a…
How To Avoid the Guilt of Not Loving Your Child
NY radio station 1010 WINS broadcast today that "behavior problems can turn the child you love and your life into…
Look at my teef. I'munna bite yo
I finally colorized the birthday card Bixby drew for me last year.
Hands Off and Cat Billboard Sneak Preview
This is the sneak preview of the “Hands Off and Cat” Billboard to be rolled out later this year. Artwork…
Burnty Goodness Billboard Sneak Preview
This is the sneak preview of the “Burnty Goodness” Billboard to be rolled out later this year. Artwork for this…
Burnt Toast Billboard Sneak Preview
This is the sneak preview of the “Burnt Toast” Billboard to be rolled out later this year. Artwork for this…
Don't Be A Nunsk Billboard Sneak Preview
This is the sneak preview of the “Don't Be A Nunsk” Billboard to be rolled out late Fall. Artwork for…