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“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Dr. Fullerton:…

“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor Fullerton:…

Welcome to our new non-regular feature "Ask the Doctor" where readers ask questions of  the world renounced general practitioner Dr.

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Photo by WarmSleepy TIME has announced their Word of the Year and it’s one most of us have never heard…

The big story in the news today is that one third of American's are in debt and have debt collectors…

The social networking giant will begin rolling out an advanced friend rating system on Friday. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerburg announced…

It’d be wild. But she's a bitch just like her mother.

There is no such thing as grape ice cream. The reason? It has a lot to do with dogs, girls,…

When the Robot King decrees, “Exfoliate them. All of them!” the sponge bots obey. Since they are sponge bots not…

NEWS FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: Robin Think “I’ll Give You My Lovin’ (Like It Or Not) singer caused another uproar…

Folgers crystals are life crystals. Don't let nobody tell you different. When I was having that heart attack, I put…

When I was 20 years old, I saw my first old pussy. It was bad. I was working in a…

NY radio station 1010 WINS broadcast today that "behavior problems can turn the child you love and your life into…

I finally colorized the birthday card Bixby drew for me last year.

This is the sneak preview of the “Hands Off and Cat” Billboard to be rolled out later this year. Artwork…

This is the sneak preview of the “Burnty Goodness” Billboard to be rolled out later this year. Artwork for this…

This is the sneak preview of the “Burnt Toast” Billboard to be rolled out later this year. Artwork for this…

This is the sneak preview of the “Don't Be A Nunsk” Billboard to be rolled out late Fall. Artwork for…

This is the sneak preview of the “Toast Face One” Billboard to be rolled out late this fall.  Artwork for…

This is the sneak preview of the “Dirty Germs With Combovers” Billboard to be rolled out late this fall. Artwork…

The second billboard in this fall’s marketing campaign begs the target market to put an end to dolphin rape. Since…

This fall EMToast will begin a Billboard marketing campaign in select cities.  This is the sneak preview of the “No…

Big Clark was one of the greatest singers of the 20th century. The key to becoming a superior singer is…

Belgian tourist, Julio Prejean, witnessed the terrorizing occurrence while vacationing in Honolulu, Hawaii. Prejean told police, “It was a safe…

Our turkey who art in heaven, hollow be thy breast. Thy stuffing come Thy meats be done on plates as…

The following transcript is the abridged version of an E-bay customer transaction gone wrong. This poor woman just wanted to…

Snow·bow [snoh-boh]  noun 1. A bow or arc of prismatic colors appearing in the sky opposite the sun and caused…

Late 90's art icon It Come has resurfaced at The Sanctuary of Mercy Church near the Spanish city of Zaragoza.

A shocking and offensive ad campaign has been rolled out across 18 Catholic universities in the United States featuring a…

Forget World War III, that's so 80's. The real threat is the Carly Simon Wars. Marily Manson, interviewed on Omaha…

Thous ist homeless and shall work for morsels sir. Wilst work for Morsels.  George Will Slept Here and he will…

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Forget the tip. We Need Singles & Newport and Gilrfriend. Spotted at Hess Station in Northern NJ.

The ghost of Ronald Reagan is haunting the Whitehouse, quite literally. He first appeared to Obama while he was literally…

In the great year of 1978, women were freed from their bloody bondage by the invention of a simple wax…

On Oct 18, 2011 dozens of wild and dangerous animals were let loose from a private zoo in Zanesville, OH.

Around midnight on April 25th, a 32 year old man ran into a police station in his underwear asking for…

EMToast contributor Toe Fu has taken on an ambitious photo project for video game shirt company Meat Bun. He's got…

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life ... Never make a pretty woman your wife ...

A new study conducted by Station Park Cancer Hospital has shown that between the years 1973 and 2010 ninety-nine percent…

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE CONTACT: Randall Stott NEW ‘BLEEP YOUR BOSS’ REALITY SHOW HITS CLACKAMAS, OREGON Clackamas, OR - EMToast Entertainment…

Find and circle all the famous authors that are hidden on the grid below. Click to enlarge. Don’t blow out…

The green revolution is upon us with everything from recycling, reusing, up-cycling and re-purposing. It’s all about what’s old is…

How do you know if you’re a hoarder? Here are the 10 telltale signs that indicate hoarding behavior. 1. If…

A local restaurant faxed their lunch menu to the office of a friend with an unusual lunch special– Rip Rourin…

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. But what if the eyes you are looking into have…