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Never make a wish. Doctors at the Northeast Center for Brain Injury and Coma Research have released a shocking new…

How young is too young? To these infant body builders affectionately known as “baby builders” it is never too early…

A strange creature dubbed the “bear yeti” has baffled Alaskan scientists. The animal was trapped by a group of ice…

Pants on the ground is a life changing song it helps young people not kill theyselves after seeing Avatar the…

Children's Literature is the last course I ever imagined I'd take. Yet there I was, analyzing Curious George in my…

On the old 1970’s Incredible Hulk TV show with Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno, there was an episode where this…

‘ Recently re-Animated dead prez Abraham Lincoln is planning on jumping back in the spotlight this spring. In a recent…

A clinic operated by the University of California-Irvine may have been involved in illegal alien embryo transfer in 1998. Records…

I know a guy who gets into a lot of fights, and nearly every story he tells about them contains…

(The following excerpt is taken from Ben Franklin's personal diary) "Today Lodi popped into my head. Summer 1979 Lodi, running…

Some say the worst way to go is drowning.  I beg to differ, as most kids will tell you the…

I have a cool jacket with white spots on it.

You never come back from being a skeleton back.

This lady that I work with comes to my deskish area and says, Oh hey I thought of you this…

The wereturkey is an American beast, born in Plimoth, 1621 during the first Thanksgiving dinner. When Edward Winslow, leader of…

“Hi Dad” “Hi little guy”

A man was pissed off after getting dumped by his girlfriend. So he showed up at her house showing her…

Once again we are graced with a reader's submission from 7 year old Fritzy McGee. Fritzy writes: "Sometimes when I…

Port Coquitlam, British Columbia. (PressRelease) November 7, 2009 – Willie Pickton Industries, Inc.®, a major supplier and worldwide exporter of…

ST. LOUIS – Goblins have invaded the southern Missouri town of Kennett. The creatures appear to have been drawn there…

"Everything has got boobs, even my dad and guys, "exclaims 7 year old Charlie Percheffons, the winner of the October…

The upcoming 2010 sequel to the not-quite-cult-classic rat-zombie movie Mulberry Street features a cameo role by Tori Spelling.  Spelling has…

A wife was having an affair with a coworker and went to a motel nearby. She used her credit card…

Two assailants described by onlookers as “raccoon faced freaks” burst into a Red Robin restaurant Thursday assaulting a waitress and…

Scribblenauts is the newest and most addictive DS game to hit the streets. I threw all my other games out…

Peace out!

Riding scooters and yelling. The dogs, even the dogs know that these little children… are wrong. They ride and slide…

Date 9/11/09 Round Rock, TX No noisy fans, dusty screen, or hot computer on your lap. The Dell Notebook is…

This little known day of celebration gets bat owners and bat lovers alike a chance to celebrate their little flying…

May 29th 2009 Richard Coppersmith begins his journey into the unknown territories of deepest darkest Amazon with the purchase of…

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It’s officially one year since the creation of EMToast. I would like to extend a special thank you to the…

He kind of makes you feel sad like that song about the electric bear from The Notwist. His parents had…

Rest in peace Flo.  Your kindness taught Chico, CA to never judge a book by it's cover. A photo of…

When the eyes of Uncle Hot Dogs look into your soul, you know that you have been chosen by a…

In order to make money fighting with bears, the wild ones must be avoided. Not only are they dangerous, but…

A unicorn is a wonderful thing. The very best unicorns have rainbow horns and like to drive around in cars…

A time traveling space woman is the mother to 70’s pornstar Linda Lovelace? A cranky fortune telling future man named…

Tourists must see hot spot. When you have a dog sometimes either you start to look like your dog or…

That is not a giant bar of soap that the baboons are attacking.  It is icy fruit the delicious summer…

A rollicking good time for all!! He rides to work in a top hat and tails, his vehicle is a…

The year-1964. The location-Madrid, Spain. Esteemed scientist Juan Flamingo had 2 passions in life - woman and boxing. Unfortunately he…

A teenage dolphin was seen seducing these 2 old tourists. This one tourist was so into dolphins he spent 35…

Aries- your elderly dad thinks you are an asshole. Prove him right and live down to his expectations dear Aries…

Sometimes somebody you know is harassing the fuck out of you and keeps calling you day and night and you…

Australian tourist, Karl Jurg, captured a horrifying event while vacationing in Florida. Scott Randleston of the Dolphin Research Institute of…

Scientists translate Chihuahua barks - they're saying "I'm a tiny asshole."