Art of the Folked

Garlic makes the heart beat twice as strong.  When a vampire bites into the throat of a garlic eater, the…

“You Stoped A Hart.”  These words painted 20 years ago in red on the side of an overpass . Who…

I'm cornbread eating mad. I was at the fruit store looking for come jujuberries and this little girl starts looking…

Look Ma! I made a picture of cocaine on tinfoil with blood on it.

Big Clark was one of the greatest singers of the 20th century. The key to becoming a superior singer is…

Lozaq the father lived next door to us. He looked like a gentle child molester with light dog shit colored…

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“Did you ever hear about the movie less than zero?  That's about your brain power.”

I grew in the ghetto of my town, but I never knew it until I read it in the paper…

Whether you're sure someone is dying this year, or you just hope they are, be sure to wish them a…

I asked my friend’s father if he had any toy robots when he was a kid.  He told me, “Robots…

I unscrewed it and drank the perfume from the unicorn’s horn. I was a little kid, but I knew better.

Taking a drive. Campfire.

Tastes pulpy!

That sun is a reptile and after this, he ain't never shinin' her way again. Art by: bixby

You used to get 3 lives for 25 cents  No continues  And you liked it. 

That’s the assistant mayor. The mayor has beige pants, the assistant mayor has white pants and sneakers

In college,  a professor asked the class why does the black community reject Michael Jackson?  (This was before MJ died…

My dog posed for a sketch.  I placed him on interview.  He is a French serial killer.  French is the…

Merry Christmas to all from your friends at EMToast.

Instead of saying sweet dreams, I say "Good night. I hope you don't have too many nightmares." Instead of saying…

Back then you could buy a tankful of feeder guppies for just a few cents.  You could pick up an…

On encountering old co-workers.

In a non-threatening way.

23 Years Old

“The Air conditioning was cranked so high, I came home to cold eared bunnies in loaf position in August”

I did not know that in 2005 they found his body in a Connecticut field with his throat slit.  Charles…