I unscrewed it and drank the perfume from the unicorn’s horn. I was a little kid, but I knew better.

Taking a drive. Campfire.

Tastes pulpy!

That sun is a reptile and after this, he ain't never shinin' her way again. Art by: bixby

You used to get 3 lives for 25 cents  No continues  And you liked it. 

Belgian tourist, Julio Prejean, witnessed the terrorizing occurrence while vacationing in Honolulu, Hawaii. Prejean told police, “It was a safe…

That’s the assistant mayor. The mayor has beige pants, the assistant mayor has white pants and sneakers

In college,  a professor asked the class why does the black community reject Michael Jackson?  (This was before MJ died…

My dog posed for a sketch.  I placed him on interview.  He is a French serial killer.  French is the…

Merry Christmas to all from your friends at EMToast.

I overheard some hipsters talking at the flea market. The one hipster says to the other hipster , “One thing…

Our turkey who art in heaven, hollow be thy breast. Thy stuffing come Thy meats be done on plates as…

Instead of saying sweet dreams, I say "Good night. I hope you don't have too many nightmares." Instead of saying…

Back then you could buy a tankful of feeder guppies for just a few cents.  You could pick up an…

Klaus described in great detail how he was going to engineer a car that ran solely on blood, human blood. …

On encountering old co-workers.

In a non-threatening way.

23 Years Old

“The Air conditioning was cranked so high, I came home to cold eared bunnies in loaf position in August”

A modern day translation of Ernest Hemingway's short story Hills Like White Elephants Hill related Ebrol long valley and white.

The following transcript is the abridged version of an E-bay customer transaction gone wrong. This poor woman just wanted to…

I did not know that in 2005 they found his body in a Connecticut field with his throat slit.  Charles…

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Late 90's art icon It Come has resurfaced at The Sanctuary of Mercy Church near the Spanish city of Zaragoza.